Exhibit I

EspressoNo time for a mug.

Espresso is coffee with the small talk removed. Nine bars of pressure, a thumb of dark liquid, and a person who suddenly remembers all of their passwords.

It is served in a cup designed for a doll, which is exactly why you should bring two. Do not add water. Do not add opinions.

The specification

1 shot. 25 seconds. Zero negotiation.

25s
Extraction time, roughly the length of your excuse
2
Correct number of shots, always
0
Sugars required by anyone with a spine
The demand

One espresso. Standing up. Right now.

Read it aloud. Then walk to the kitchen.