Exhibit V

Cold BrewSteeped for revenge.

Cold brew is what happens when coffee is left alone with its thoughts overnight. It emerges smooth, sweet, and roughly twice as strong as anybody admits.

It requires no kettle, only foresight, which is why it is the one coffee you cannot be asked for on short notice. Plan ahead or make an americano.

The specification

16 hours. Cold water. Regrettable strength.

16h
Steep time, entirely someone else's problem
2x
Caffeine of the drink you think you ordered
0
Kettles involved in this operation
The demand

Cold brew. Ice. No syrup. I know what I'm doing.

Read it aloud. Then walk to the kitchen.